Kalamazoo News

S'mores roasting, ice sculpting, and fun times are being planned in South Haven, as they've announced that the 30th Annual Ice Breaker Festival will take place at 500 Phoenix St, South Haven, MI from February 2nd through the 4th in 2024.

But there appears to be more to the story, according to one person who claims that people from the underworld threatened mine workers after they discovered their magical, enchanting waters and city of gold:

It seems to have all come from Big Wig Tacos and Burritos near campus when they had their one-dollar burrito deal

RoadSnacks has apparently dwindled the most miserable places down to 10 cities that they've determined to be the most miserable to live in using Saturday Night Science and data collected on the income levels of each city.

Unfortunately, there are two cities within Michigan that fall within the top 100 cities in the country. They have the most STDs according to a recent report from Inner Body isn’t the only one on this list as Indiana and Ohio also have cities that land within the top 100 as well.

He was paid just $100 for his one-day appearance in professional baseball. Tragically, Gaedel was only 36 years old when he was beaten to death by men who followed him home from his job at a bowling alley.

In Menards alone, one which resides in Michigan, there are some odd thefts that take place, some of which were not intentional. Here are some of the examples of some things that have been taken from the store

RIP to the Godfather.

You can interpret that for what you will, but it seems like Michigan, and indeed all Hobby Lobby stores have made the decision that they are going to just Christmas. A general search of their website for Hanukkah shows no merchandise.

Although this is a sad day, you still have a couple of weeks to go to Godfather's Pizza and enjoy their salad and pizza buffet.